Rear Admiral
Posted in M-S

Rear Admiral

Sexual Act Definition: Rear Admiral.

Fun as hell to do. When doing your chick from behind (with both of you standing), make sure you don’t let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, realy drive your hips into her ass so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Rear Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and also not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

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Cleveland Steamer
Posted in C-L

Cleveland Steamer

Sexual Act Definition: Cleveland Steamer.

Sit on your woman’s chest so she can barely breathe. Then then take a shit and slide down toward the pussy while making the noise of a Cleveland steam boat. That’s a Cleveland Steamer

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Blumpkin
Posted in A-B

Blumpkin

Sexual Act Definition: Blumpkin.

While you are taking a shit, have you woman give you a BJ. She will love the smell. That is a Blumpkin

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The Houdini
Posted in T-Z

The Houdini

Sexual Act Definition: The Houdini.

Do your woman in the doggy style position. Act like you’re about to blow your load. Then spit on her back so she thinks you did. Right when she turns around shoot her in the face with your load and MAGIC, you did The Houdini.

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